Let's Mix It On Up

I don’t dance.

I shuffle.

“Blood Beats” by Moving Units – I’m very cultured.

“Leave You Alone” by Cam’ron – I’m not very cultured.

“Dancing Shoes” by Arctic Monkeys – This song makes me want to lean against the wall of the gym and whisper about the girls on the other side of the gym leaning against the wall over there. I was a lonely child.

“Crystal Baller” by Third Eye Blind – I can’t believe I’ve had a blog about music this long and I haven’t talked about TEB. Fact: I got my picture taken with Stephan Jenkins and I immediately declared it would be my Facebook picture for a year. Another fact: I’m a man of my goddamn word.

“Climbing” by Persephone’s Bees – I love French things.

“Anna Molly” by Incubus – Every year for Christmas my mom buys stocking stuffers. Socks, body spray, I got a Dragon Ball Z nightlight one year. And once I got Light Grenades.

“Breakdown” by Jack Johnson – I just finished my resume recently. I’m sending copies to papers in Hawaii.

“One Great City!” by The Weakerthans – This is exactly how I feel about the town I grew up in.

“Those Who Don’t Blink” by Enon – This song feels like an aneurism.

“Test Pattern” by The Thermals – A slow jam from a peanutbutterjelly band.

Well, I sure approve.