What's up with MTV making movies?
Stop-Loss, the newest film to come out of the studio known less and less for actual music content, hits theaters this weekend. Ryan Phillippe will probably get naked. Money will be raked.
Varsity Blues, Aeon Flux, Joe's Apartment, Beavis and Butthead Do America: all MTV, all pieces of abject junk.
I heard that Tila Tequila is getting a full-feature package deal, slated to drop summer of '09.
Yeah, she's going to get drunk and try to have sex with the camera. Then the camera crew will get drunk and try to have sex with her while she's trying to have sex with the camera.
Boundaries will be broken.
Clothes will be piled on the floor.
MTV will probably never play music again.
*Disclaimer* I am more than likely going to see this movie, but not because Ryan Phillippe gets naked. I have no gumption and I'm a sissy coward. Plus, Ryan Phillipe gets naked, so that's cool.
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